And given all of the smut sites described on this website, I bet that despite gays only being 10% of the population, about half of the smut on the site is for you horny, queer fuckers. After all, according to some research, a little over a third of the internet is porn.

While the song was intended to be humorous, it certainly has a lot of truth to it.

So goes the sensational song by Avenue Q.